London

Had a bit of a twenty something moment today. I was in a meeting with several of my coworkers and somehow it came up that I was 26. You'd have thought I'd just confessed to murder by the expressions of shock and confusion that followed. Apparently I'm immature for my age. Thanks team. It did remind me why I started this blog though- to bask in the age where you can put off all that settling down business. The only issue is that now I'm on the downwards slope out of my twenties and into a life of responsibility. Clearly my attitude is still back in the vicinity of 23 so hopefully this acts as proof that you're only as old as you feel you are...

26 does sound awfully grown up though. In Europe when you turn 26 you stop getting discounts at art galleries, museums and other tourist attractions. I wonder who decided that 26 was the age where you earn enough to pay full price? Clearly someone who doesn't work in radio.

When I landed in London, the first stop of my wee OE, I was still 25. I'd like to say that I took full advantage of cheap admission prices and saw everything there was to see but I'd be lying. Truthfully, we did very little in London. It was just so exciting to be there that we didn't need to.

One of the first things that Julia and I discovered on our trip is that travelers fall into one of two groups; those who list tick and those who don't . We fall into the latter. List tickers are those people who spend hours getting to a tourist destination only to spend five minutes actually there (four of which are spent hiding behind a camera lens). I just can't be one of those people.

Sure, taking photos is important and getting the cliché shots is fun but you also need to just be in a place. It sounds corny but London is one of those places that you can just wander around and be amazed by everything that locals don't even notice. Classic example of this was me rushing to get a look at a squirrel just outside of Buckingham palace. Apparently this is comparable to someone fascinated by the sight of a sheep in rural New Zealand.

The first full day we had in London wasn't planned and for that reason it was fantastic. There is nothing like the feeling of being on the other side of the world with nothing to do but explore. It is truly liberating. Where list tickers would be frantically trying to navigate the underground or paying some tour company too much, Julia and I were wandering about aimlessly, getting schoolgirl excited as we caught our first glimpse of Big Ben and stumbled upon Trafalgar square.

Even the grim weather was an attraction for me because it felt like London should. Bundling up in a coat and trudging around with hands shoved in my pockets, I didn't feel like a tourist, I felt like a Londoner....right up until I had to pay for anything that required change (cue me holding each coin up within an inch of my face so I could see how much it was worth).

We were lucky and had our own personal guides for the rest of our time there (you can't really be a kiwi without at least one expat mate living in London can you?). They were also kind enough to let us crash so we didn't have to haemorrhage cash for a poorly rated backpackers. This was especially great for us who were still thinking in Kiwi dollars (tip: convert your thinking to the currency immediately after you arrive or buying a coffee will bring a tear to your eye).

My London experience wasn't completely unplanned mind you. My now Londoner friend Kylie is very organised and had us buy tickets to the West End version of The Lion King months in advance. This was a very good thing. The tickets were really reasonable and the show was a-mazing. If like me, you're a nineties child then you are 90% guaranteed to be a Disney fan and this production will not disappoint. Had to refrain pretty hard from singing along to “I just can't wait to be King”.

If you're looking for a list of other 'must dos' in London though, this is not the blog for you. In fact, I can sum up all you really need to do there in just two words: look up.

This picture of St Paul's Cathedral is just one of the many reasons why:  

Come away with me...

Kiaora!

The last time I heard that word I was being shouted at by a Greek woman trying to sell me various smoking and coffee drinking appliances in Athens. I was so impressed that a) she wasn't shouting “Australia!” and b) she knew a word from an indigenous, almost extinct language that I ended up buying some of her 'authentic' wares.

Funnily enough I haven't heard it once since being back in the land of the long white cloud.

It's been over a week since I touched down in Auckland after seven weeks backpacking around Europe and I'm already well and truly back to reality. The unused phone books and issues of Ponsonby news are still piling up outside our apartment elevator, the hand towel dispenser at work is still broken and the gym still sucks. Oh wait, KFC make pies now. That's different.

I don't know what I expected, that I'd come back with a whole new outlook on life or something. Am I eager to detox and change my life for the better somehow? Nup. Think I might just hang in nostalgia land for a bit. Enter le Blog; aka my excuse to say “Well, when I was in (insert exotic location here)” to my heart's content, without having to see people giving each other a look that asks “When will she stop banging on about it?”.

So if you're tired of the impending doom of Winter or the prospect of several months before a holiday, come away with me as I relive my trip via this blog. It could even be educational. You see often I found myself in situations that were less than ideal at the time but actually quite amusing in retrospect. Many of these issues could have been avoided if I'd known what I know now. Essentially, you get to laugh at my misfortune and maybe learn a thing or two about travelling through Europe on a budget, without a plan and little to no sense of direction.

Here's the very first thing I learnt: no matter how prepared you think you are, you WILL forget something. I discovered this at Auckland airport, precisely 15 minutes before I was due to board my plane to London.

Trying to do the right thing, I decided I should drink some water to hydrate myself for the flight. So there I was, waiting in line to pay too much for my teency bottle of water when it dawned on me that I had no idea what my credit card pin number was. With a sinking feeling I realised I'd only used it for online purchases and recently had to renew it (and the pin).

The line had disappeared by this point so I took a stab in the dark and failed. Not having any other cash on me I mumbled something and bolted, leaving the water at the counter. This was not good. Realising I should try to remember the pin before I left the country for seven weeks, I tried my luck at an ATM. Just for reference, do not try your luck at an ATM. It will get hungry and on the third try will eat your card and “retain it for security purposes”. Seeing those little words on the screen was not fun, not fun at all.

Thankfully this was my spare card so I didn't have to plot a way to fund my trip once in London (cause it's easy to get a job over there right?). The incident did make every other cash withdrawal on the trip an uncomfortable experience though. Every time the card was sucked into the machine I saw my sole source of funds disappearing into the mouth of another evil ATM.

I 'forgot' that you should steer clear of alcohol on long haul flights after that.

So what can you take from this? All I can say is don't sweat the list thing because there will always be something you leave off. That, and memorise the shit out of every pin, phone and policy number you have.

Here's one more tip. Don't go on an overseas trip when your hair is in the awkward 'growing out' phase. You'll be overwhelmed with the number of photos that remind you of the fact and it's not pleasant. Take this otherwise lovely shot of Primrose Hill, London....yup, I'm the one on the left.

London Calling

This morning is Good Friday and while the rest of town was enjoying a sleep in I was tossing about like a kid anxiously awaiting the Easter Bunny. Mind you, the glaring sun shining into our shoebox apartment at 7am didn't help either (daylight saving ending plus white blinds does not a good combination make). The real reason I was having trouble sleeping though is because I am just three (restless) sleeps away from my overseas adventure.

 Today is the day I had set aside to pack my bag and attempt to carry that bag on my back. This wouldn't require as much forward planning if I wasn't a hopeless over packer or for that matter, five foot four with little to no back strength. So here I am...not packing but procrastinating with a blog. I figure that this blog is pretty important though as it will be my last one written in New Zealand for at least seven weeks. Bit bloody exciting really.

I'm not just here to brag though (I have Facebook for that). I did want to share some inner turmoil I've been experiencing. Well maybe turmoil is too strong a word.- I just happen to be hosting some over active butterflies in my stomach. I am a worrier and this is my first long haul flight so naturally I'm thinking of all the ways that I could get lost in airports, miss connections and so on. Mainly though, I'm pretty miffed that I have to leave my man behind.

Despite being in a long distance relationship once upon a time, this will still be longest I've gone without seeing Tom and that's a bit of scary thought. Without him I have a decreased sense of logic, no sense of direction and a bit of a hole in my heart. Stop making puke noises please. I'm serious, I will miss him more than anything back in NZ- even pineapple lumps.

When you live with someone, especially if they are the only other person you live with, it just seems unnatural when they're not there. This is why I'm so thankful for the amazing technology we have around these days to help keep us in touch with loved ones on the other side of the world.

In the dark ages when my Mum went on her OE she left my Dad for six months. Today this wouldn't be such an issue, what with the likes of Skype, email and global roaming but back then it they had none of that and a communication breakdown ensued. Mum recently told me the story of how she wrote to Dad from almost every place they visited and in turn waited patiently for a reply. Imagine how devastated she was when she didn't receive a single word from Dad for the whole trip.

Turns out that Dad had replied to every letter but alas, they never reached Mum. Luckily they got over it and have stayed together for thirty odd years but nowadays, who knows what that lack of communication would do to a relationship.

Lucky for me, I can take comfort in the fact that Tom and I will easily be able to keep in touch and knowing that one day I'm going to take him to all the new favourite places I discover is going to get me through missing him.

No time for butterflies now, London's calling.

Adios, Au Revoir, Yia Sou, Ciao, Ta ta for now...

First World (trip) Problems

I need my head read. I have a seven week holiday on the horizon which will see me catching up with one of my favourite people in London, partying in Amsterdam, drinking wine in France, Greek Island hopping...you get the drift. Yes, this homebody is finally jumping on the OE band wagon, unfortunately she is freaking and I don't mean freaking excited WOOH! I mean freaking OUT man!

Can't believe I actually just admitted that. Reading this, I would kinda hate me right now if I wasn't...well, me.

Only got myself to blame really. If I was early twenties or late teens like most OE participants I would be footloose and fancy free. Not teetering dangerously close to the late twenties perimeter and full of rational thoughts. Damn you rational thoughts.

Who knew that the prospect of living out of a bag that weighs less than one of my thighs for seven weeks would play on my mind so heavily? I am a notorious over packer so knowing I have to limit beauty products, shoes, clothing, underwear- particularly underwear- is most unsettling. I like being prepared. The whole packing issue has also forced me into buying sensible shoes which lets face it, is heart breaking for any female. Takes the joy out of shopping this being practical business.

That's just the beginning though. There's a whole bunch of crazy little voices hanging around in this worry wart's head. The first is Mr Cynical; “What if something goes wrong?” is pretty much the extent of his repertoire. He came about after the countless people who (bless them) are just looking out for me by warning me of the health risks associated with long haul flights, lurking pick pockets, bed bug infested hostels, dodgy meat kebabs...the list goes on.

Then there's Mr Gym. I was exaggerating for effect when I alluded to the size of my thighs earlier but by the time I've had my way with Italy and her countless pizza and gelato joints, this might become a reality.

Mustn't forget Mr Career either. Somehow I've convinced my boss to give me seven weeks off which sounds great in theory but what happens if the person covering me is more efficient or worse, spends less time on Facebook...

Lastly there's Mr Right. This guy doesn't actually live in my head. He's real and I happen to be in a relationship with him. I think the saying is partly true that women choose partners that remind them of their Fathers. Tom is perhaps in no other way like my Dad aside from the fact that they are both adamant when they are right. The annoying bit is that more often than not, they actually are right.

This does have its benefits though. Over the past couple of years I've been able to shut off the part of my brain that makes well researched logical decisions and replace it with five simple words; “What do you reckon Tom?” Unfortunately I have to leave my beloved sense of reason at home. I'm going with a girlfriend and she too has a partner who is very organised- so much so that he has been known to make spreadsheets for when they go camping. It's awesome.

So far our male-free planning has consisted of booking the wrong dates for our hostel in Amsterdam and establishing the fact that we need to get from said hostel to Greece in five weeks whilst gaining cultural enlightenment along the way...somehow.

Looking back over that wee summary of my trip thus far all I can think is- never has the saying two left feet been more apt and strangely enough (despite all the worrying) never have I felt so free.

Thank Heaven for Little Girls

I'm back! After a three month hiatus I've realised that my absence has gone beyond the casual avoiding eye contact kind of snub. We are right in the thick of a cross the street once you see the other person approaching type of blank now. I'm very sorry and hope that once I start updating more regularly that we will be on a mutual smile and head nod basis.

Thinking back over the happenings of the past three months there is one life event (excuse the Facebook timeline lingo) that stands out above all else, even my $50 Lotto win. That is, my bourbon drinking, student flat dwelling, 21 year old baby brother had a baby. Not just any baby either, this child is gorgeous. You're probably thinking I'm a tad biased about now but I kid you not- this wee bundle came out looking ready for her closeup in a Huggie's shoot.

I was lucky enough to meet Sadie when she was fresh out of the oven and have to admit that holding her in my arms as she made the simplest things like blinking and sneezing cuter than any YouTube clip featuring Pandas, I finally got it. Babies are a bit nice aren't they?

My mother often regales the story of how the nurses told her I was the cutest newborn they'd ever seen. I always found it amusing that she actually believed them. The fact is, nobody's going to tell you that your baby is a bit funny looking really, much less if their livelihood depends on your comfort. Now though I see how you could be so bewitched by a new bubba that even if they came out covered in slime..oh wait they are...um even if they were covered in scales...hmm kind of true also. What I'm trying to say is that no matter what, when a new person is born into your family it's a beautiful thing.

Being in that hospital room made me realise something mildly terrifying too. The experience was quite overwhelming – it truly is an incredible thing to love someone you've just met. I guess what I'm saying is that I felt a wee bit clucky.

Cue a shiver down Tom's spine.

This shouldn't be such a big deal for a 25 year old female but I have just never really been that fussed by little babies. Don't get me wrong, kids are great but babies are a different bag of chips. A completely dependant being that rewards your constant love and attention with piles of poo and the odd regurgitation? Forgive me for being a little hesitant about the whole thing.

I now have wee Sadie to thank for helping me become a little less of a self centered twenty something and waking up to the fact that caring for a child could actually be a rewarding experience. One step closer to becoming a grown up. Maybe next time I babysit my three year old nephew Zach he'll realise that I'm the one that puts him to bed, not the other way around.

In saying all this, I wont be rushing into the prospect of parenthood just yet. Even if I am the last one out of my siblings to reproduce (tick, tick, tick). Nope, there are a few more adventures to be had, namely one that kicks off in just over a month's time but that's a yarn for another time. This is Sadie's story. And what a story at that- never before have I been so moved by an introduction. 

Excuses Excuses

I liken my passion for writing with the exuberant style in which I tackle housework. I'll admit that ultimately writing gives me more joy than the latter but there is also something very satisfying about an empty laundry basket.

The trouble with this is that I only have room in my life for one at a time. This can lead to some serious inner tension and often I feel as if the two are fighting for my attention. If I were a dishonest man then writing would be my loving wife and cleaning would be my mistress, always in my ear about how I should forget my beloved and spend more time with her.

Unfortunately as soon as I even smell a hint of writers block coming on then the mistress' voice becomes louder and more threatening until eventually I drop to my knees and surrender...to scrubbing the floor. It's like she knows when I am weak and pounces. I'll be tap, tap, tapping away at the computer until the gaps between taps start to lengthen and I find myself staring at the dust on the window ledges. Then BAM! The dirt is gone; my window ledges outshone only by the glaring white of the empty document open on the computer screen.

Don't think I haven't tried being honest with them. I just can't face having them both at once- not to say I haven't thought about it. It would never work though. Once my mind is set on either writing or housework then I am fully devoted to the task at hand. Keeping the balance however, has been proving rather tricky of late.

As keeping a mistress is easier than pleasing a wife, housework is easier for me to get around to than writing. All a mistress needs is a nice pair of earrings and a word of praise from time to time. Much like the kitchen needs a good Spray'nWipe every few days. The wife on the other hand, has far more complex needs. You can never be sure that she is actually fine when she says she is. Similar to a piece of writing that at first glance seems okay but on the second read through reveals more grammatical errors than a Bebo wall.

Favouring the easy route has ensured that I have a very clean apartment- aside that is, from the dust gathered on top of my closed computer. Never is the saying, ‘out of sight, out of mind’ more true than when one is trying to procrastinate. Luckily for my mistress, it's a lot harder to hide a pile of dirty dishes than it is to slip a laptop under the bed.

Perhaps this is why so many famed writers favour the disheveled look. Unlike me, yet to make a living from writing, these characters have ignored the voices telling them to put the washing on, mop the floors, shower. If I did the same then perhaps I too would have a couple of Pulitzer Prize winning novels under my belt.

Don't get me wrong, I do love to write- just as a cheating husband often still loves his wife. The real issue plaguing the relationship always comes down to the 'O' word: Obligation. As soon as I feel obligated to put pen to paper my mind wanders. I start to think dirty thoughts like 'My, the shower is dirty, better get cleaning' or 'Is that a dirty sock on the floor? Must be time to put a wash on' and so on.

I can probably put this affliction back on my upbringing somehow. Isn't that what so many men do? Reason that their failure to maintain a monogamous relationship is purely because their father set a bad example for them as a child? Going by this rule then the blame for my inner turmoil can sit squarely on my mother's shoulders.

The woman doesn't stop. No sooner has a glass left my lips before she has whipped it away, into the dishwasher before I can set it down and create a watermark on the table. I never thought anything of her two-loads-of-laundry-a-day policy. That is until I moved out into the real world. Clearly I still carry these scars from childhood. If only I found a half written article as distressing as a pile of unfolded shirts...

At least I got that off my chest. Nothing like a confessional monologue to get the creative juices flowing. And finally on that note, I probably should admit that this was written only after two loads of dishes, one batch of home cooked muesli, one trip to the supermarket and a thorough dust busting session.

I need help.

The Comedown

Oh this is awkward. The last time I had a yarn on here was six weeks ago. No one likes awkward silences, they're almost as bad as awkward handshakes...but not quite. Blame the Rugby World Cup. I've been drowning in a sea of car flags, face paint, patriotism and well, wine to be frank.

So we won. That's nice, bloody nice. But now what? You could almost hear a collective sigh as the excitement of the win wore off and we all trudged back to the office on Tuesday. It's like the entire city of Auckland is coming down off an epic high.

Take Friday afternoon at my workplace. As we happen to have a bar on our floor (which never gets old if you were wondering), usually the final working hours of the week are dominated by the sound of bottles clinking and chat, everyone pretending we don't have that much to do and putting real work off until Monday.

This Friday was a different story. The clacking of fingers on keyboards filled the air well into the afternoon and the jukebox pouted from lack of attention. Doesn't bear thinking about what it would have been like if we had lost!

The words 'detox' and 'diet' have all been bandied around the office this week as people start to listen to their livers screaming for a cuppa tea and a lie down. Bank balances have also taken a beating which is why the only spending I'm doing this weekend is time on the couch.

The world cup gave us all an excuse to get loose and now we're left nursing our wounds and pointing the finger. I've heard a lot of “I would have done [insert work assignment, health goal and/or general life obligation] but you know with the world cup and all....” This is generally followed by a nod of acknowledgment as the listener recalls what they haven't got around to for the past six weeks.

Unfortunately for around 15,000 crazy people (including my man) the Auckland marathon took place this morning. Judging by the amount of people in Auckland city last weekend (EVERYONE) I can imagine that there will be some sorry people on that track today. Putting off cleaning the BBQ is one thing but putting off training for a blimmin marathon...let's just say I'd rather eat the mouldy sausages.

What I'm struggling with is this overwhelming feeling of what's next. What else can I possibly use to justify putting off real life for a bit? Maybe we should just call it the Silly Season already. If anyone questions it, blame Countdown for selling advent calendars in October.

I guess there's always an excuse for getting rowdy but I sure will miss using the Rugby World Cup as mine. Here's to a great six weeks and ofcourse, the boys in black.